Third Worst Dressed – Jessica Chastain in Armani Prive
Once I finally saw the dress everyone was talking about (because it blended in so well with her skin color) I was like… meh… The dress was just all right and was far too close to her skin tone to get past any discerning eye. It was a risk to wear that dress and in my opinion… she lost.
Second Worst Dressed – Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton
I feel like this was worn before to an event… but where… oh right, her prom. The scrunched up bosom and wide looking hips are a definite no no for Witherspoon’s curvy body. This dress did nothing to accentuate her good points and seemingly squished her compact 5′ 1″ frame. Why she decided not to wear a Zac Posen gown is beyond me. She has done incredibly well with Posen in the past and has made my best dressed list at movie premier’s and other red carpet galas before. Here’s a tip for next time Reese, “If it ain’t broke… Don’t fix it.”
Worst Dressed – Anne Hathaway in Prada
When she first walked out I literally choked up my wine. Wh,y oh sweet mother of god, WHY did she agree to wear this? It’s abhorrent on her. Why do you want to make people cry? Why!
To start, the front has this nipple enhancing pointy halter that does nothing for her figure. Then the back has these tight ropes of satin that cut into her back and leave you thinking the dress is too tight. The column style does very little for her body type and the color leaves you searching for any color in her pale cheeks… All in all, this back-roll nipple enhancing dress has GOT TO GO… too bad she’ll probably win the Oscar and be seen in it again. Oh well I tried to warn her by putting this up before they announced the winners.
Photos: Reuters and Just Jared