The worst dressed was Kanye… for opening his dumb mouth again. Now onto real people.
When a pasty chef has a mission to make the fluffiest pastry in the world, but… he’s actually a designer… and his dress which is certainly the fluffiest dress that has ever visited planet Earth… Things get busy. But when that dress is picked by Rihanna who is known for her body-ody-ody, it swallows her up… not unlike that shark could have done in her latest Bazaar shoot.
Okay but for real… what was she thinking? Even Barbie would speak out against wearing this cotton candy tent and that b*tch doesn’t say much! The band across the bust looked… well busted and as pretty as Riri is naturally, she seemed a little too simple. Safe for Riri and definitely too safe for that blush blowup.
I think it’s funny that some people liked this dress… what were they thinking?
Next up was the magnificent Taylor Swift. Her Elie Saab dress was the most powerful look at the Grammys this year. Her no nonsense makeup worked perfectly with the double halter meets shoulder strap dress. Way to wear pleats!
BUT! What do we think of those shoes? If red is the complimenting color to green… then they should work perfectly right? What do you think? Did Taylor Swift’s shoes murder her 2015 Grammy outfit?
So I have to admit I don’t know a lot about Rita Ora but who cares when you look that good! I can tell you one thing… like a million people follow her on instagram and now it all makes sense. The girl has it goin on! The custom Prada dress she wore was slick to her svelte frame and made mirror ball’s everywhere crazy jealous! But Rita isn’t only in my Best category… she’s also in my worst…
Ora managed to snag my best and worst dressed category because of her tragic look at the Grammy after party. Her short Armani should have been sweet… but, it ended up more dippy and puerile.
So some good and some bad but I have to give serious props to my main man and source of many a tear filled evening… Sam Smith. He won four Grammys and looked good doing it. Sam has lost a lot of weight recently! I liked him before but the talented Brit looks great now too. Way to go Sam. And not to be all Kanye about it… but he totally should have won for Album of the year with “In The Lonely Hour.” Anyway, since I have a brain, I’ll keep my thoughts on my blog and not on stage where winners accept their awards… dumbass.
Oh and also… What The Fuck was Madonna Wearing? Seriously I’m adding this as a post script because it actually wasn’t fashion (even though it was Givenchy Haute Couture) it was a costume plain and simple. Blech!
Wait is that a Butt-Bra?