Here are the Worst Dressed From the 2013 Golden Globes
There were always SO many choices when it comes to worst dressed but because I’m a benevolent fashion blogger, I’ve narrowed it down to my worst three and one dishonourable mention. These three are all a sad excuse for fashion and an even worse excuse for red carpet etiquette. There are always those who think they are hot stuff and when they walk along the red carpet they smile unknowingly as the fashionistas at home laugh maniacally while grimacing at their stylists blunders.
I’d first like to draw your attention to my dishonourable mention: Stacy Keibler who, in my humble opinion, is a gorgeous woman. Last year, she appeared as a metallic vision on the red carpet alongside George Clooney and was one of my best dressed at the Oscars. This year, Stacy looks droopy and her heavy black Armani Prive dress is weighing down her spirits. Maybe Clooney picked it out.
I think it wouldn’t have been SO bad if her hair was washed sometime in the last week. Alright, Now onto the worst three starting with Lucy Liu.
Third Worst: Lucy Liu in Carolina Herrera
Lucy looked… interesting in this eighteenth century type gown with floral decorations and a garden scene by Carolina Herrera. The dress itself is more suited to someone attending the Met Ball and I don’t necessarily dislike it, but it’s the wrong dress for this red carpet.
Also this rag-tag Katniss Everdeen side pony is a disheveled mess.
Second Worst: Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein Collection
Jessica Chastain is up and down on the best and worst dressed lists since she first appeared on a red carpet. But this time, I’m not sure she can ever recover. This Calvin Klein Collection icy blue dress is more than an ill-fitting mess; it’s a slop bucket of gathered fabric that resembles a writhing mass of tape-worms that hangs below her bust. If there’s a more unflattering outfit in existence, I’d like to see it. Oh wait… there’s still one more dress to come on my worst dressed list from the 2013 Golden Globes.
However, from the neck up, Chastain looks like more gorgeous than ever.
Worst Dressed: Sienna Miller in Erdem
I’m sorry to place this on the worst dressed list because the designer is Canadian and I have a soft spot for designers that have made it from my home Country. HOWEVER! This dress is a hilarious dance through a field of botanicals and looks just as hippity hoppity. Aside from the odd floral arrangement, the dress was a giant tube that was wrinkled and really unflattering. I also thought Sienna made a fool of herself by mentioning that she was after a British designer and wanted to wear a UK brand… Erdem, (as I mentioned before) is Canadian…
Also her shiny face and simple hair was just not flattering…
Is there a method to this madness, or do these stars actually think they look good?
Do you agree with my choices?
Who did you think was the worst dressed?