Lets face it stubble only looks good on a hot rough guys face. not women’s legs.
So today I saw something really gross. I was enjoying my latte when all of a sudden this girl walks by with the hairiest legs I’ve ever seen.
At this point I’d like to say that:
1) I am an advocate for women’s rights!
2) I’ve both seen, and accidentally felt, leg prickles before and this was neither, instead, it was full-throttle jungle madness!
3) She was proudly flaunting her fur while wearing shorts.
4) And No this was not some knock off movember-like charity situation… It’s May!
As a guy do I have the luxury of having unruly caveman legs with an even denser layer of shag carpet wrapped around each? Yes I do. Does that mean I take advantage of this inexplicable socially-acceptable double-standard? No. I trim so as not to insight horror or a panicked trampling mob. Also no one likes to be accidentally mistaken for the honorary yeti; Robin Williams.
All that being said… Why does a woman who is otherwise relatively attractive (in a very granola my parents are first cousins kind of way) choose to have the legs of a majestic ape?
Is she making a statement?
Is she fighting for a furry hidden agenda?
Is she Trying to get some fashion blogger to notice her and write her story?
I cannot say.
But to conclude this no doubt tragic and nightmarish fashion commentary I leave you with my closing statement:
When wearing shorts… SHAVE YOUR LEGS!!!
Jim Henson’s puppets are getting jealous!