Who’s Watching Out For Your Retinas?
It’s festival season and there are some seriously epic outdoor parties happening around the globe including Coachella (which just started), Burning Man (in the Nevada Desert) and Glastonbury (in the UK). And though the music will take your soul, kiss it on the forehead and send it on it’s way a little lighter… your eyeballs will be wretched by the sun like two salmon roe in a wok. So to save your peepers trust in the protection of sunglasses. But which are worthy of the trip to anyone of the greatest music festivals this year?
I’m going to rapid fire off a bunch of my top picks broken down into categories of music festivals. Starting with the…
Coachella Flower Child
Next up are the…
Burning Man Burnouts
Though it’s not required that you pop pills at Burning Man… you may be one of the few that don’t. Personally I’m so high on caffeine that taking drugs would literally kill me. But choosing to go to an altered mind state or not… you HAVE TO take care of your eyes! So here are my sunglass picks for the Burning Man Burnouts.
Finally we come to the…
Glastonbury Glam Rockers.
Here we find only the most eccentric glasses that will grip your head as you head-bang to the music. Mind you the festival itself was first held the day after Jimi Hendrix died in 1970 so the music is less heavy metal more smooth rock. But just in case you get a little crazy, here are my picks for the funkalicious music festival.
Have fun at the festivals and you’re welcome for the future of your vision.