Would You Wear The Men’s Moschino Fall 2015 Collection?
Between fur and metallics, it’s everything I would prescribe if I were a doctor; but you know… thankfully I’m not… because I would be sued so hard! Malpractice would be my middle name. But back to the runway, with Jeremy Scott working so campy like he always does, the line looked pretty much completely unwearable and over-the-top in a good way. If that’s possible.
Coats weren’t plaid, they were plaid with a glisteny finish to them and stuffed with down filling. A bag didn’t have 1 fur tail attached to it, it had 6. A black cardigan should no longer have sapphire sequin on it… Oh No! It’ll have hand set 30 ct. jewels ALL THE F*CK OVER IT! See… Over the top… but in a good way.
Another example, everyone of you who watched the collection live via their site, or vicariously via some serious Moschino loving instagrammers who were sitting front row -like I did (not sit front row… just follow them and refreshed my feed constantly waiting for new Moschino to flood my feed)- and dying over how sexy winter could look. And Don’t lie… I know the muscled up, Dsquared2 worthy hunks made you excited for next Fall… I know they made me a bit excited.
SEX SELLS, this we know… and apparently so does Scott.
Only 7 of the 43 models were even wearing shirts and 100% of the models looked like they just crawled out of an Australian underwear ad after doing a hundred push-ups and pull-ups everyday since the womb! These sucka’s had abs and pecs for daaaaaaaaays.
But back to the clothes.
It’s obvious that with a little imagination you could picture this collection on the streets in small doses. But damn the man who wears the sheer multicolored onesie with patent red gardening gloves, patent green boots and a patent yellow crossbody bag. You… Gay…
So the question stands… Would you wear any of these pieces?