Crazy Ladies From the Met Gala 2015
I’ve never seen such off the wall fashion from an A-List group before. I’ve been privy to many an A-lister events, but never have I ever seen Rihanna in a dress the size of a carousel, SJP looking like the Satan’s bide or Kim Kardashian looking so… normal. Hell really has just frozen over!
Just to start this off right… what the fuck monster was Miley Cirus wearing? Yeah… no good can come from that. It’s like the Death Become’s Her dress but shot through the side. Also, typically one showers after a bukkake… nice hair.
But Wow, I was shocked to see Such risky dresses. Must mean it was a great theme… or the economy is doing better… that always gets designers excited. The night was an ode to Chinese fashion and it’s inspiration in the west. So, with this vague as hell reference people pulled out all stops and took to designers with the most creative minds to take it to the next step.
I also think Anna had a lot to do with it. Guaranteed she wrote to all her A-list pals and top designers and said…
Dear Mrs. Parker,
I’m wearing Chanel couture to the Met Gala… not my normal Chanel ensemble… something, off-menu. The shoulder pads are basically floral wings and will be heavily beaded! Time to party! So you bitches better not dumb down your outfits cause you gotta make me still appear norm-core-ish.
A.K.A. That’s All.
And so they did bring their juiciest gowns and flamboyant Philip Treacy hats (here’s looking at you Parker, thanks for taking that bullet). But the craziness needed to happen. The whole world was waiting for little Charlotte to be born and with bated breath comes a celebration vibe that resonated beyond New York and touched us all. So when the Met Gala was over, you know shit got crazy at the after party.
But that’s another story.
My other favorite looks that night were Anne Hathaway serving up some Galadriel realness wearing Ralph Lauren. Mama approves.
Which was your favorite or most hated look?