Oh for F’ Sake! Wash Your Hair Greasy!
So there I am… sipping my matcha, when in walks a woman I swear my taters were cooked on this morning. Seriously her hair was dripping with grease. Let me get two things straight:
1. I don’t eat taters that was an weak example
2. Ew… Gross! Wash your greasy hair
I don’t care if you think it is A) easier to style or that it is B) more flammable making you a target for social selection and that you want to leave this planet in a flaming ball of fiery hair. Wash your damn hair.
Lastly, I am concerned for you. There are bugs that love slimy hair (Yeah slimy… I said it. Because I tell it like I see it) and these bugs don’t care for your well being the way I do. They will burrow in your brain and leave eggs while making a mess all up in there.
Say it with me
W-A-S-H Y-O-U-R H-A-I-R !
Lady GaGa has a song about hair… make your hair the inspiration for that song. You can do it in a single step. No Really you can. Here watch:
Step 1: Wash your hair!
There done! No kidding. You can use lemon Shampoo… Orange Shampoo… Grape… Kiwi… The soap at the gym… Steal it from a neighbor… just don’t use hand soap! Sick.
Marquis of Fashion, I care about you…really.